by Scion » Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:32 pm
Chapter 1: How I Met My Vampire
It’s generally a bad idea to flirt with someone’s girlfriend. It’s a very bad idea to flirt with a vampire’s girlfriend. Two years ago that’s how I met my vampire.
At the time, the extent of my internet use was minimal. I checked my email, myspace and occasionally googled articles on the latest firearms, movies and whatever else I was interested in and needed more information on. I didn’t chat, instant message or care to get involved with any online groups. It wasn’t until I finished reading a certain book series that I wanted more involvement, so I joined the authors yahoo groups, and that’s when I got into trouble.
There were two groups available; one was more formal where members discussed and debated the plot, characters and all manner of hypothetical theories relating to the books. The second group was informal; the setting much like a bar, where fans of the series could relax and chat with like-minded people.
The first friend I made was a demon, a very nice demon I should add, who was pretending to be human after giving up his inheritance as a demon lord. I also met an elf that could see the future, a werewolf with amnesia and a witch who lived in a quaint little cottage and couldn’t stir a charm to save her life. These people fascinated me, and I instantly liked them. They were open-minded, fun and intelligent. We talked, role-played and flirted. Well to be more precise, the witch and I flirted.
Both the demon and elf tried to warn me. “That witch is dating a vampire.”
Sure she was, and I was really a life-sized pixie that escaped from a secret genetic government lab.
All my life I wished that vampires existed, but they didn’t, no more than demons did, so I continued my flirtatious ways undeterred.
Now I’ll be the first to admit that I am a shameless flirt. I enjoy it, and I’m good at it. The idle banter back and forth with underlying sexual innuendos, reading people and catering to what they like, delving subtly into who they are, testing my wit and charm… it’s fun for me. It’s not so fun when a vampire shows up amidst said flirting and slams you into a wall.
There I was, posting away, when she suddenly appeared. All she did was cross her arms, and I stilled. The room shifted from bar to sauna. My chest tightened. The hairs on the back of my neck went rigid. Every nerve inside me tensed, and my pounding pulse screamed at me to run… Why? Because this woman wasn’t pretending. She was a real vampire.
I don’t know how I knew this, I just did. An air; a feeling surrounded her that I recognized in some back corner of my subconscious, the same corner that knew deep down what I was, what I’ve always been. How does the sheep feel when it catches the scent of the wolf for the first time? Sheep are not taught about the food chain. There are no sheep universities, no sheep teachers in front of little sheep students with overhead projectors and flash cards to explain, “Ok class. This is a wolf; a predator. They are dangerous. They will eat you.” No. Instinct is all it has.
My instincts were telling me I needed to leave, so I slid cautiously toward the door. The vampire suddenly materialized in front of me with narrowed eyes, growling, “Going somewhere?” and shoved me into the nearest wall, flashing her fangs in my face. She was not a happy vampire.
You can hide all day behind a computer screen safely posting message after message, but you can’t hide from the adrenaline rush of coming face to face with a real live vampire for the very first time, virtual or not, and this one had her hands on me.
Oh how I wanted it to be real… I wanted to feel the warmth of her body pressing against mine. I wanted to feel her iron grip tighten into my shoulder as I struggled to get free. I wanted to feel her breath whispering across my skin as she growled inches away. More importantly, I wanted to know her.
Held against the wall, I reminded her that she couldn’t bite me, or more appropriately couldn’t rip my throat out. As informal as the group was, there were certain unbreakable rules. Flaming, maiming and the shedding of blood were strictly prohibited, so this vampire and I were forced to co-exist in a somewhat civil manner. Then again civil is a relative term. Eventually due to my charm and dashing good looks she let me go. Sure the rules may have played a small part, but the encounter would be the beginning of a long struggle between us saturated with teasing, tension and underlying currents of attraction that would take two years for us to acknowledge…
To be continued...
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